Ohio has had issues with lethal injection, apparently, since it takes multiple drugs to induce multiple causes of death for their executions.  They've felt that it's too slow, and not very humane to their death-row inmates.

So now they have a completely new method of executing their prisoners, that they claim is more humane, and much quicker than old methods.

Their new machine simply rips the heads off those to be executed.  But with topical anesthetic on the claw, so it's not painful.  The Onion has all the details, but you can watch the news report below.

Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine

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