WGRD 97.9 » Fat http://wgrd.com Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:27:16 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 The Dahmer Diet: How Dahmer Lost 43lbs in 10 Months! http://wgrd.com/the-dahmer-diet-how-dahmer-lost-43lbs-in-10-months/ http://wgrd.com/the-dahmer-diet-how-dahmer-lost-43lbs-in-10-months/#comments Wed, 11 Jan 2012 21:38:53 +0000 Dahmer http://wgrd.com/?p=45936 First of all, the guy in the picture IS NOT ME! I couldn’t find a picture of me when I was fat, so I just put up a picture of that fat guy. Copy that?

So a little less than a year ago I was fat and creepy

]]> http://wgrd.com/the-dahmer-diet-how-dahmer-lost-43lbs-in-10-months/feed/ 0 Chicks with Big Fat Gross Stinky Butts are Gross! Bar Stool: http://wgrd.com/chicks-with-big-fat-gross-stinky-butts-are-gross-bar-stool/ http://wgrd.com/chicks-with-big-fat-gross-stinky-butts-are-gross-bar-stool/#comments Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:22:21 +0000 Dahmer http://wgrd.com/?p=45899 So some crazy guys I was killing beers with last week told me about a book that bought for one of their buddies as a gag gift for his bachelor party. They said it was a new coffee table book called The Big Butt Book! And yes, its just what it sounds like, a coffee table book with a bunch of pictures of chicks with big fat gross butts in it!

They said according to the guy who put this book together it quote "celebrates the glory that is the delicious female booty!” Uh, if you ask me, I don't see anything that’s glorious, or delicious about a chick with a big, fat, flabby, gross, cottage cheesy, disgusting giant ass! I know, I know, to each their own and I'm ok with that

]]> http://wgrd.com/chicks-with-big-fat-gross-stinky-butts-are-gross-bar-stool/feed/ 0 Anyone Want To Go To A Crab Infested Illegal Strip Club? http://wgrd.com/anyone-want-to-go-to-a-crab-infested-illegal-strip-club/ http://wgrd.com/anyone-want-to-go-to-a-crab-infested-illegal-strip-club/#comments Wed, 09 Feb 2011 17:24:39 +0000 Dahmer http://wgrd.com/?p=5546 Hey any of you guys want to go to a strip club?  Yea, theres this fat hillbilly chick who runs a private underground strip club out of the trailer park where she lives.. I think we should go there, but we got to wear mosquito netting over our faces, cuz the place is infested with crabs. Yea, I know....sick....but its true.

]]> http://wgrd.com/anyone-want-to-go-to-a-crab-infested-illegal-strip-club/feed/ 0 (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)