dahmer's bs story

There is nothing about cancer that is fun, or funny.  You can't joke about cancer, and you can't lie about cancer.

Guys, if you ever find yourself locked in a pair of handcuffs and you're not sure what to do, I would recommend calling the first dominatrix chick you can find! She can help! Home Depot can't!

Hey Dahmer here with another great story. A guy was getting a mole removed from  his butt, and the methane from the fart he ripped sparked the electric mole cutting knife and his balls went up in flames!

Hey it's Dahmer here with another great piece of advice. Sometimes guys that rob 7-11's are just plain stupid!

Hey Dahmer here with a simple question for you guys. How would ya like to bite into a nice big slimy goat testicle?  Or maybe you could turn it into a game and see who can stick the most goat balls in their mouth at one time!

Hey it's Dahmer here with some great news for you guys. I've finally decided to do it!  Yep, I'm getting married!  To a hot, tight, juicy blond Russian chick!   And she might even have a sister for you!

Hey It's Dahmer here again with the results of a new survey. We as Americans are all dumb as balls!  Yes, you, me, all of us...are some really dumb people!  According to a new survey that is.

Hey It's Dahmer With a piece of advice you might want to listen to. Guys if you're out fishing one day and you think you caught a Blue Gill, it might not be a Blue Gill and it might be a Piranha

Hey Dahmer here again with some info for the ladies. Now just keep in mind, what you do with your giant Salami after you receive it is completely up to you, but here is an idea!

Dahmer here with another great peice of advice. Guys, a big University in Arizona says that some of your straight guy buddies might secretly want to BF you in the shower!