babes

Three French babes who are both beautiful and can rock? Pinch us. (Not hard, we bruise easily.)

We try to get Caspiann to keep her clothes on when we take her to the movies, but she just won't have it.

Nicolette is a 25-year-old model, actress, and go-go dancer from San Diego, CA. Here she is this morning while we were leaving for work. It's so cute how she didn't want us to go.

Meet Rowdi Suicide -- she doesn’t give a crap about politics and hates TV. It seems like she hates clothes too, which we are appreciate.

Meet Daryl Rene, a 24-year-old model living in North Carolina who has spent lots of time on the world’s best beaches. Daryl loves to travel, and as you can probably tell, she also loves the sand and water, and we love to watch her laying out and getting wet.

If you ask us, there are two things that will never, ever go out of style: zombies and babes. Better yet, just combine the two. What can we say; there's something about bloody women in bikinis that just gets us going.

Sarah Jain is a 25-year-old model and actress from Los Angeles. A fit, leggy blonde, Sarah loves modeling, traveling the world and, as she says, 'promoting her favorite flower.' We'll give you 420 guesses as to which bud she likes best.

You know what they say about French girls right? Yeah, sure you do. They love freshly baked baguettes, right? Well, if you love French women, you should meet Popcorn Suicide, a sexy Suicide Girl who hails from France and enjoys long, slow dinner dates and lounging on the sofa with no pants on. Learn more about her below.

Jordana Ryan is a model from Tampa, Florida, who has appeared in Playboy as a Cybergirl Coed of the Week. As you can see, she’s a busty blonde babe who makes heads turn in Tampa, and with her modeling career taking off, it won’t be long until everyone is familiar with Ryan.

If you don't already know Zosia, congratulations on waking up from your year-long coma -- that's some pretty impressive facial hair you've got going on there. You might wanna think about taking a shower.

Allie is a 23-year-old Playboy model from Scottsdale, AZwho says her best attribute is "her booty." How she can possibly pick just one is beyond us.

We've been nursing this crush since the early 90's, and we're finally ready to talk about it.