Guys, if you get into a huge argument with your girlfriend, first I would like to say, please don't dump gasoline all over her and threaten to light her on fire ok? But if you do, well then something like this could happen to you
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A couple of dudes I was killing beers with over the weekend shared this one with me, I had to share it with you too! Picture this man, you get home from work, your tired, hungry, but don't feel like cooking a big dinner, so you walk over to the pantry and grab a can of spaghetti
So some crazy guys I was killing beers with last week told me about a book that bought for one of their buddies as a gag gift for his bachelor party. They said it was a new coffee table book called The Big Butt Book! And yes, its just what it sounds like, a coffee table book with a bunch of pictures of chicks with big fat gross butts in it!
They said according to the guy who put this book together it quote "celebrates the glory that is the delicious female booty!” Uh, if you ask me, I don't see anything that’s glorious, or delicious about a chick with a big, fat, flabby, gross, cottage cheesy, disgusting giant ass! I know, I know, to each their own and I'm ok with that
Ok girls if you've got one of those stupid, 3 or 4 date rules before you sleep with a guy, you need to get with the program and catch up with the times! I was talking with three girls at the bar last weekend, and each one came up with a different reason girls should sleep with guys on the first date! According to these three chicks, here are three reasons you should make intercourse with a guy on the first date
I was at the bar this past weekend and I walked by this chick and I heard her say “sex with an armless mannequin”, and I stopped right there in my tracks and asked her to tell me the story, I had to hear this one! She said a couple weeks ago a 61 year old West Virginia guy was arrested for having intercourse with an armless mannequin, at a public park at 3pm in the afternoon!
She said cops on bikes patrolling the park spotted 61 year old Eddie Cambell, without any pants on, and as they approached Cambell, they said that he was sitting on park bench, in the middle of the park, engaged in full on sexual intercourse with an armless mannequin! He had used a pocked knife to carve an actual ‘hole’ into the crotch of the mannequin! Hahaha!
Officers instructed Cambell to cease the intercourse with the mannequin immediately and to put his creepy wiener away and to pull his pants back up, and then they arrested him and charged him with trespassing and indecent exposure , but they say there maybe additional charges, since there were children present at the park that afternoon
Ok listen to how freaking nuts this on is! Another one from the bar stool. (yea, I drink a lot) Over in China, a 32 year old pregnant chick hired a 44 year old mid wife to help her have her baby.
This guy could certainly be up for the award of d-bag of the week. Its another one from the Bud Light bar stool, a great place where I hear all kinds of fun stories! A 49 year old guy named Nathan Pugh walks into a Wells Fargo bank just north of Dallas and he's carrying a white bag and wearing a ski mask
You know, if you drive 142 mph on the freeway, you’ll probably get where your going three times as fast than if you were driving 55mph, that is if you don’t kill anyone or get a massive speeding ticket like this guy did
Drinking at the casino bar last weekend and was talking to the bartender when she told me this wacked out story. Of course I had to share. I guess this one happened a couple weeks ago, a 24 year old Oklahoma chick named Courtney Marlana Smith goes into a convenience store and says “ give me a pack of Newports
Another fun story from the bar stool. I have a lot of fun when I’m out drinking and just shooting the crap with people, you should come join me sometime!
A guy told me about this chick, 38 year old Janice Hann who is a crack head that lives in southern California
Ok girls don’t let this next one scare you, you girls should absolutely and always date older guys, and this is a very isolated incident. Over the weekend I was killing beers with a chick friend of mine who told me about this one, had to share it with you! It’s about a 50 year old California dad and daughter who is 19 years old and she goes to college in El Cajon California
