Man Beats Woman With Frozen Armadillo

I am kind of a picky eater so this story disturbed me from the get go. So this 57-year-old lady out in Texas decides she wants to buy a tasty armadillo for some snackin... So of coarse the guy that lives above her in her classy apartment complex is like, "ya I got a frozen one of them right here..." So they are in the parking lot haggling over price and this lady wasn't about to budge... she wanted her armadillo at her price... so whats the guy do? He off and beats the hell out of her with this frozen armadillo! No joke! Cops say there was bruising all along her chest, stomach and face...
This guy is looking at facing serious assault charges if located. So many things are wrong with this story that I'm just going to end it here...

[Via: HuffPo]