There are moments in history that are so significant, you’ll always remember exactly where you were and what you were doing when they took place. If you were not at the Whitecaps game last night, you missed one of these moments.

It has always been known that Hot Wings is simply terrible at throwing a baseball. We decided that this abomination of “athleticism” finally had to be put on display...for the masses. Since last night was Producer Joe Bobblehead Night, we were invited to the game and were also asked to throw out the first pitch. Since Hot Wings placed second in the contest*, he drew the honor.

This is what took place.

While the attendance of the game was probably in the 6,000 range, I’m sure that millions will say they were there that day. If you were one of the lucky ones, you’re welcome.


* We lied to him. There was no second place prize.