Great Advice For New Players – League of Legends
Welcome scrubs, noobs, and ragers! This is the sacred tome of helpful advice for League of Legends. Be sure to bookmark this page so you can easily reference it during your heated battles on Summoners Rift (you can quickly alt+tab during team fights to get some awesome advice as to how to defeat your foes). If you know of a new player BE SURE to share this page with him/her so they can quickly rise in the ranks of elo.
Press D To Dance
Buy Tristana And Alistar With RP
Be Sure To Grab A Boot For Each Foot
If You Play Mid Lane Grab Smite
Always Chase Singed He Leaves A Nice Purple Trail So He Is Easy To Find
Wards Are Overrated - Don't Buy Them!
Blue Pill Is For Nubs
Buy Eve. You can't counter her power!