From The Bar Stool: Crazy Chick Jams Fork 6 Inches Into Boyfriends Head!
I’m no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It’s another edition of From the Bar Stool. Dude I was slamming drinks with last week told me about his cousin who’s crazy girlfriend got so pissed off she stabbed him 6 inches deep in the ear with a fork!
My buddy said his cousin Dave and his chick decided to stay home and have a little movie/beer/wine date night. First part of the night goes pretty good I guess, they’re watching movies, drinking beer, drinking wine, but then they start arguing about what movie to watch next.
Pretty dumb thing to start arguing about don’t you think? Then they start arguing about this, and arguing about that, just pretty much at each others throats all night. Well, morning comes and they’ve both been up drinking all night, so Dave says “baby lets stop fighting ok, how about I make you some breakfast?” So he whips up some bacon, eggs and toast, only he burned the scramble eggs a little bit. That was the straw that broke camels back!
Crazy girlfriend chick grabbed a fork and stabbed the guy in the ear with it! Buried the fork like 6 inches deep into the side of the guys head! Can you imagine that? Dude called 911 and cops arrested the stupid drunk psycho chick.
Dude was rushed to the hospital and docs where able to save the guys life, but dude still ended up losing 90% of his hearing in his left ear. Crazy chicks, I hate them!