Tired of the old-fashioned hot dog?

No, probably not.

But, just in case you are and you're looking for a new form of the American classic, this douche has "invented" something he calls ... wait for it ... the Big Hot Dog.

Creative, eh?

The Big Hot Dog is here to fix all of the problems of the regular hot dog. And it weighs seven pounds!

Who wouldn't want that?!

Source: Free Beer & Hot Wings