In bars across the country, drunk morons of all shapes and sizes are fully prepared to go round the outside with some strangers. It can be over a spilled beer or an innocent glance at a hot chick's ass. It can be a complete hallucination where your assailant mistakenly thinks you are the guy that called him Roger when his name is Troy-- the other day at that other bar.

No matter the situation, when you gotsta throw down, you gotsta throwdown and former UFC Heavyweight Champion Bas Rutten is there to be your gentle and wise mentor. Watch as he demonstrates how to beat some ass proper.