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Crazy Bird Stalks And Attacks Man At Trader Joe’s

Birds can be real jerks sometimes.  They crap all over your car, keep you awake with their whistling or, in the case of this bird, attack you for no reason!

All this dude wants to do is walk to his car after his shift at Trader Joe’s.  But one bird, who has taken up residence in a bush right outside the door, has other plans.  As soon as this guy starts to make his way to his car, the bird goes on the defensive.  It perches itself on top of the man’s car and when he gets inside of the predetermined zone that the bird has created, he attacks!  And then, the video cuts off.

We can only assume that the man was killed during the brutal attack and that the bird is now feasting on his flesh.  Or maybe not.  We’re not bird experts.

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