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Eww! Mother Says Toddler Ate Used Condom Found at McDonald’s
A trip to McDonald’s turned out to be anything but a happy meal for one Chicago-area family.
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Saudi Arabia May Be Forced to Eliminate Hassan Chop Execution Practices Due to Swordsmen Shortage
The Saudi Arabian government might need to consider contacting Steven Seagal, as a new report indicates that due to a shortage of swordsmen with just the right chops, leaders may soon be forced to have criminals executed by firing squad as opposed to the traditional beheading.
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Man Whose Bucket List Included Going to Jail Finally Gets His Wish
Should going to jail really be a life goal? Obie Cargile thinks so.
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Man Claims Stolen Beer Is His Wiener
In a wicked world of dishonest boozehounds and ripple junkies, one should never be too surprised by the size of the cojones on these shifty characters; that is, unless the bulge in their pants carries a striking resemblance to a couple cans of beer. At that point, you can rest assure that you are being ripped off.
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Brazilian Sex Doll’s Virginity Being Auctioned Off
In a sleazy underworld full of throbbing perversion, there is a counterculture of sex fiend that exists, which not only wishes to engage in the nipple-biting taboos of the flesh, but they are also willing to drop their life savings trying to obtain such unusual fruits of Babylon – or in this case, Brazil.
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Man with Netflix Tattoo Gets Free Streaming for a Year and Terrible Tattoo Forever
Oh, the lengths people will go to see movies for free.
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Sign the Petition to Make May 20th ‘National Macho Man Randy Savage Day’
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space!" - Macho Man Randy Savage
Everyday, in the United States, we celebrate a national "something" day. There is a National Pancake Day because we're all fat. There is National Donut Day because...wait explained that. It's absurd. It's time for a holiday that celebrates one of our national treasures -- Randy 'Macho Man' Savage.
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Kindergarten Teacher Fired for Letting Students Taste Her Blood
It wasn’t your run-of-the-mill show and tell.
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Five-Year-Old Boy Spends More Than $2,500 on ‘Zombies Vs. Ninjas’ App
Everyone knows it costs money to raise a child, but it’s the unforeseen expenses that really add up.
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Michael Vick Takes Dog to Training Classes. Yes, THAT Michael Vick
Michael Vick has been spotted taking his pooch to PetSmart for dog training classes.
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Thugs Destroy $2,500 Worth of Girl Scout Cookies
This is not the way the cookie is supposed to crumble.
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Watch This Giant Real-Life Robot Dog Fling Cinderblocks Across the Room
The mad scientists over at Boston Dynamics have created a four-legged dog-like robot they call BigDog robot.