Humor

Today on Segment 16, we learned that Producer Steve would make a hot lesbian right now, if things don't work out with Annette. (Things aren't going that way, so relax.) But Hot Wings points out that he'd better become a lesbian now, while he still is in the window where he'd make a hot one.

Last October, one of us got some "Astronaut Ice Cream", and we decided to try it, to experience the whole astronaut lifestyle, and food choices. Can't really say any of us liked it (except Janna), and it was super messy. But this is what the astronauts eat, right?

In Marietta, Ohio, a woman was arrested for beating her husband up, and knocking him out with a mini baseball bat, all because he didn't get her a Valentine's gift. She'd probably told him "she didn't want anything" and he "didn't need to do anything special" for Valentine's Day. Does anyone still believe that lie?

Today on Segment 16, the guys watch an amazing video of former intern Jackie at Rebounderz, and taking a ball to the face. They discuss Joe's appearance there this Saturday, and his willingness to kick balls in your face, should that be something you desire. "I'll put balls all up in your face!"

Producer Joe had a bad day with trivia today, and even though he's hosting the Deadpool premiere tonight, he does not want you to come out and give him any grief about them. Come "chat" with Joe, as he's been "watching a lot of things", and would love to chat with you tonight.

So, there a lot of hippie-trippy garbage out there about giving birth, and some of them I can sort of see where people would think they might be good ideas. Then there are some, like this one, where you just think, "What the actual f***? Where do people get this crap?" The idea: Vaginal Seeding.

Today on Segment 16, the guys watch an old video starring Redwings star Dylan Larkin, and it's freaking bad and embarrassing. More for him than the guys, but this poses the question: Would this kind of thing lead to even worse things showing up in video in the future? Watch the whole embarrassing hockey video here.

Today on Segment 16, the guys discuss the WZZM Friday segment where they are doing a Newlywed Game with Val Lego, and Dan Harland. They're not engaged to each other, and the guys can't remember Val's fiancee's name, so he's been renamed Hank Myeggo, so Val can become Val Lego Myeggo.

Today on Segment 16, the guys talked about our unseasonably warm winter, and yesterday's upper 40's temperatures. This led to taking the kids out to play, and how long before they freeze and get tired while the kids have a blast. Old farts, haha! I'm sure they'll kill me for that one.

I will admit to being happy that Denver won Super Bowl 50. I've been a huge Manning fan for a lot of years now, and it's always been fun to watch him play. Even though he didn't have a huge game, I was rooting for the Broncos to win over Carolina. After seeing Newton's childish tantrums over the loss, I'm glad they did!

On tomorrow's show, Ray Bentley will be in house to talk about the Super Bowl coming up on Sunday. He was supposed to be on for quite a while, but he's got another commitment...with someone else. This makes the guys really sad on Segment 16.

Okay, I was, at best, a sleeping history student. I will admit it. I should have paid more attention to all the stuff they taught in class about the past, and all the things, but I was a kid, and wasn't capable of focusing on smart stuff. BUT, if my teachers had used something like this teach history, I would have been totally into it!