Black Magic Sperm Thieves
Ok, your gonna think this one is completely made up. I vow that it isn't. I read this one, and I thought it too. I thought, no way that can be true….thats the most F-d up thing ever! Then I researched it a little more…its not, its not made up at all…..here…let me just read you the headline ok…. “Black magic Sperm?”
A Gang of women was arrested for drugging, kidnapping and raping men to steal their memen”….thats the headline….and remember, your not allowed to say semen on the radio….so we use the word meman instead….this one is for real, and its nuts…and I’ll tell you all about it coming up next….
Ok…hold on to your hats for this one…..this one comes out of Zimbabwe….a place, that if you’re a guy…you never ever, ever want to visit….ya know why? Because crazy voodoo chicks kidnap and rape you and steal your meman in Zimbabway!
And by memen I mean semen cuz you can’t say semen on the radio!
Recently in Zimbabwe has been an alarming trend of male hitchhikers being offered lifts, but then being drugged and driven to secluded spots by female attackers.
The men are then forced into sex with the women, sometimes unprotected and at gunpoint, before the female rapists collect their memen and dump the male victims along the roadside.
Police investigating the series of 'ritualistic' voodoo kidnappings and sex attacks on male hitchhikers have arrested three women. All three women arrested are said to be between 24 and 26 years old, and are known in local villages to be practioners of black magic!
And theorize that the women use the stolen man menem for various black magic spells and potions….yuk…that’s just gross……
Police are asking any male victims who may not have reported their attacks and rapes to please come forward and help identify these three creepy black magic man raping memen stealing voodoo chicks….
During the arrest of the three women, police say they seized 33 condoms in one of the womens purses, and investigators also hope to match the memen in those condoms, to some of the victims through DNA testing.
In October last year, when all these voodoo man rape sex attacks starting happening to male hitch hickers, the police chief was forced to address the female sex attack crimewave, warning that female rapists would be 'professionally dealt with accordingly without fear or favour'.
So, if you have visited Zimbabwa anytime in the last year, and you were a victim of a road side voodoo man rape and had your memen stolen….I just want you to know….it looks like they have caught the three crazy chicks responsible, and justice will soon be served…..Seriously? Roadside voodoo man raping chicks? What the hell is the world coming too.