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Steve The Web Guy Is Viciously Mauled By Fat, Old, Dumb, Declawed House Cat
I have been savagely and viciously attacked by a feline with no remorse. My cat, Zoey, drew blood upon my face last evening, biting me five times on the head. This is an act of outright defiance, that will not be forgotten.
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Meteorologist Calls For A Slow And Slutty Valentine’s Day
Valentine's Day is just around the corner and the Hallmark Holiday is on most of everyone's minds. Valentine's Day is the holiday that brings warmth to the heart, or if you are single... Impure thoughts to the mind. This video illustrates the latter as a meteorologist from KREM in Spokane, Washington calls for a "slow and slutty" Valentine's Day. The one disappointing thing about this video is neither the anchorwoman nor the meteorologist bring attention to the slip up.
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Zombie Apocalypse Is Neigh, Says Montana’s KTRV [FBHW]
Viewers of the Steve Wilkos Show on Montana's KTRV were interupted by the Emergency Alert System to be informed of a zombie apocalypse. During the show, the familiar EAS tone sounded, yet the words that came after the tone were not so familiar. A man's voice announces that the dead are rising from their graves and attacking the living. Hacking road signs, EAS equipment, and websites has become more and more common, let's hope that future hacks are all this comical.
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The Best Place To Find Awesome Wallpapers On The Internet
I consider myself to be spastic when it comes to my computer's wallpaper. I am constantly changing it from one image to another on almost a daily basis. How do I constantly find awesome images, you ask? Well, I find my images on Reddit, in a variety of "porn" subreddits. "Porn" has a different meaning when on Reddit, it means something along the lines of "beautiful imagery." You can find subreddits like 'EarthPorn,' or 'CityPorn,' or 'HistoryPorn.' Each subreddit is full of hi-res images that work perfectly for wallpapers.
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Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker Gets Auto-Tuned
The lovable hatchet wielding hitchhiker has finally gotten the auto-tune that he deserved. If you missed the story the first time around, a jam-band following hippie saved the day when the driver of a car he was hitchhiking in went nuts and pinned a man between his car and a truck. The hitchhiker came to the rescue and handled the situation before the authorities arrived. You can check out the video after the jump.
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Pubic Hair Grooming Injuries On The Rise [FBHW]
Pubic hair grooming injuries are on the rise according to a recent study done by the University of California, San Francisco. The injuries have increased by five times between 2002 and 2010, with an estimated 2,500 pubic hair grooming related injuries in 2010. According to Dr. Allison Glass, a researcher at USCF, "3 percent of all genitourinary injuries were related to grooming practices." Holy crap that is a lot of razor burn! The moral of this story is be careful when you have sharp objects near your genitalia.
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Flipping Off A Judge Is A Good Idea — Said No One Ever [FBHW]
Penelope Soto, a woman in Miami, Florida, was brought in front of a judge to be arraigned for 26 counts of possession of Xanax. She did not take the the arraignment too seriously, and this did not sit well with the judge. After she received her first sentence, she said "adiós" to the judge. He did not like that response and called her back to the bench and increased the price of her bail. Soto wasn't happy about his decision and proceeded to flip off the judge... Bad move. She is now spending 30 days in county jail.
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Men Or Women Who Are Significantly More Attractive Than Their Counterpart [FBHW]
The GoDaddy commercial, "Perfect Match - Bar Refaeli's Big Kiss!," prompted Free Beer and Hot Wings to ask the listeners if they have a significant other that is substantially less attractive. Several listeners called in to tell their stories about their ugly counterparts.
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A Half-Black, Half-White Teenager’s Parents Finally Allowed Him To Get A Tattoo… This Is What He Picked
The title pretty much explains this one. A half-black, half-white teenager was finally allowed to get a tattoo by his parents. Little did his parents know that he would get a tattoo of the bar code for a pack of "Oreo Double Stuff Cookies
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Free Beer And Hot Wings Break Down The Hitchhiker Interview [FBHW]
In an age where almost every hilarious local news interview hits YouTube, it isn't shocking to see something like this. A jam-band touring hippie was in the right place at the right time the other day, when a crazy man pinned an innocent bystander between his car and a truck. The hitchhiker tells his crazy tale in an unedited interview caught by a local FOX affiliate.
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WGRD ‘Busted’ Top 5 Mugs of the Week – February 1
Crimes are committed every second of every day… so mugshots are nothing special, right? WRONG! Certain mugshots are a different level of glorious! Each week we team up with ‘Busted Newspaper’ to bring you the finest in mind-blowing mugshots. Here are the Top 5 Mugs of The Week!
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Apparently All You Need To Survive Is A Computer [Gallery]
Sure computers are cool, they are a gateway to all of the information in the world, but it shouldn't be the only important thing in your life. That is the way that normal people think. But occasionally you run into the person that is only concerned with one thing, and that is their computer. This gallery of photos is a look into those people's lives... A rather scary and depressing look.