Steven Bohner
Grand Rapids’ Marijuana Ordinance Takes Effect May 1st
After being approved by voters in November of 2012, the Grand Rapids marijuana ordinance goes into effect tomorrow, May 1st. When the ordinance takes effect, a person with marijuana will be given a civil infraction ticket instead of receiving jail time.
A Florida County Is Identifying Sex Offenders With Signs In Front Of Their Homes
A Florida county is taking a new stance on sex offenders. Bradford County is posting personalized red sex offender signs in front of the homes of convicted sex criminals. This new measure is in addition to the online listing of all the sexual predators in the country.
Woman Finds Toad In Can Of Green Beans — Doesn’t Appreciate The Free Gift [FBHW]
"Om nom nom nom" was not said by this woman when she served up her freshly microwaved green beans. Instead she turned away in horror as a complete toad lay before her. After microwaving her beans she noticed that a toad was also accompanying the beans in the can. The toad was mostly in tact with a few bits of it's legs mixed in with the beans. Yum!
MMA Fighter Jon “Bones” Jones Brutally Breaks His Toe [FBHW]
Jon "Bones" Jones took home the UFC light heavyweight belt this weekend after defeating Chael Sonnen. Jones didn't leave the octagon unscathed though, his big toe was flipped upside down. Yes, completely upside down. Jones didn't even notice the injury until he was being interviewed after the fight.
An Eldery Woman Making Out With A Goat Or The Coolest Asian Kid On The Planet — 50/50
It's time for 50/50! You have a 50% chance of seeing either of the things mentioned in the title. Will it be the funny one, or will it be the weird one? Only a click will tell...
A Cat Tripping His Ass Off Because Of An Optical Illusion Or A Man Tripping His Ass Off From Bath Salts — 50/50
It's time for 50/50! You have a 50% chance of seeing either of the things mentioned in the title. Will it be the funny one, or will it be the weird one? Only a click will tell...
Puerto Rican News Anchor Speaks In Tongues [FBHW]
In what seems like a page directly out of Bruce Almighty, a Puerto Rican news anchor began speaking in tongues. After stumbling through a few words, the anchor begins to go through a range of vocal exercises. We aren't sure if he knew that the show live, or if he thought it was taped. But either way, the anchor went through what seem liked a classic case of mouth diarrhea.
Best Of Recoil Magazine — April 25
Each week at WGRD.com we feature the best of Recoil Magazine. Recoil is a free news satire/local entertainment magazine based in the West Michigan area and published on the 1st of every month.
Ricin Suspect Celebrates His Release By Telling Jokes And Singing [FBHW]
Paul Kevin Curtis, the guy who was accused of sending ricin-laced letters to the President and other government officials, was freed from prison after his name was cleared. Curtis made the media rounds, told his story and thanked everyone for their support.
Fox Power Sports’ Triumph Riding Event — April 27th
Fox Power Sports is hosting thee Triumph Riding Event on April 24th. The crew down at Fox Power Sports will be giving professional instruction on the unique aspects of riding a Triumph as well as personal fitting assessments. In addition to the demonstrations and instruction, you can also enjoy free BBQ all day long!
Boss Wave — The Best Video Game Themed Song On The Internet
Yessssssss. Boss Wave. Whether or not you like dubstep, (I'm not a fan) you'll enjoy this video if you enjoy playing video games. Xilent is a dubstep (once again, ewwww dubstep.) producer and DJ out of the UK. He is known for his unique sound and is said by many to be one of the best up and coming dubstep DJ's in the world. But that's kinda like being skinniest kid at fat camp...
A Crazy Woman On All Fours Flailing About Or A Series Of Drive By Flashings — 50/50
It's time for 50/50! You have a 50% chance of seeing either of the things mentioned in the title. Will it be the weird one, or will it be the hot one? Only a click will tell...