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I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.

Kid With Metal Detector Finds Super Valuable Treasure – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about a story of a young guy with a metal detector who found a super valuable treasure. Someone's class ring. And now the owner has been reunited with her ring.
9 months ago
Homeless Michigan Couple Busted for Boning in the Most Public Place They Could Find
A homeless couple in Jackson, MI decided it would be a great idea to make the Beast with Two Backs in front of the Consumers Energy headquarters building this morning. Maybe they were just proposing a new energy source? Friction?
Okay, that was gross, sorry.
9 months ago
What Disease are Michiganders Most Concerned About Getting?
As the internet fills with more and more information, both helpful and useless, we've learned to Google everything. I mean, everything. Some people Google "how to Google something". Not kidding. But one thing people search for a lot, is disease symptoms. Everything from diabet…
9 months ago
Where All the Guys Will Be This Week – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about where GRD and FBHW will be this week, including Grand Rapids On Tap, Loser Home Run Derby, Weezer PreParty, and more!
9 months ago
76-Year-Old Ogemaw County Woman Hits I-75 on Her Scooter
After a long day of shopping at Walmart, a 76-year-old woman finally decided it was time she got home, probably to watch Matlock, and wanted to get home as quickly as possible. How could she get home the fastest? Why I-75, of course!
It didn't matter that her transportation was her Amigo mobilit…
9 months ago
GR Cherry Vodka Recipe Goes Viral – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a Michigan story about some Cherry-Infused Vodka that's gotten huge around the country! It's in stores on the east side of the state, but not yet over here in GR.
9 months ago
UK Rockers RavenEye Kicked Ass at The Stache Thursday Night
RavenEye, a young band from the UK, stopped in Grand Rapids Thursday night for their first show ever here, and the first stop on the tour of the US. They visited us here at GRD earlier in the day, to talk with Janna, and play a song acoustic for us. Then, they hit the Stache for a great show with Co…
9 months ago
Grand Rapids On Tap Fun – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, Angela with the hard to pronounce last name joined the guys to talk about our upcoming beer festival, Grand Rapids On Tap! More than 140 different beers, ciders, and meads on hand for sampling, food, live music...July 15th is going to be a fun day!
9 months ago
Money Scams and Loser Home Run Derby – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about the anniversary of multiple tornados in the area, a new money scam happening right here in Grand Rapids, and the Loser Home Run Derby happening next week with the Whitecaps.
9 months ago
The CDC Would Like You to Stop Eating This Part of Your Body
I can't believe this is something someone should have to ask you to stop doing.
But, for some reason, people like to listen to idiot celebrities when they come up with these ridiculous ideas, and they become trends. The CDC would like to ask you to stop eating your placenta. Please.
9 months ago
Scientists Issue a Warning About Sex Robots
Did you know that there's a Foundation for Responsible Robotics? I didn't, either. But the scientists from the FRR have released a report asking people to think about our future with sex robots. They even have some suggestions on how we can prepare!
9 months ago
Katie Perry and GRCC Learning Center – GRD Office Invasion June 27, 2017
My latest GRD Office Invasion took me to the GRCC Learning Center, to meet Katie Perry and the tutors there. While not on tour, Katie helps students learn various things to get their degrees, also kids in the community. Cool program they have at GRCC.
9 months ago

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