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I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
Ozzfest 2005
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Goalie Chris Mason Has a Kick-Ass New Mask with Iron Maiden on it!

Goalie Chris Mason is headed to the German Elite League, and he's got a new goalie mask to take with him, featuring Iron Maiden's mascot, Eddie!

Check out the cool Vine video below, where you can see Eye Candy Air's Steve Nash Maiden-izing the goalie mask with some cool Eddie stuff!

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unconscious woman on the stairs
I think this is better visual, since she's not a dude...and not dead. Keep this in your mind while reading. (Thinkstock)

Man Cuts Off His Own Head with a Chainsaw – ON PURPOSE!

S***'s gotten pretty real.  All the kids killing and attacking other kids over the whole Slenderman myth was kind of freaky and WTF.  But this story is way freaking over the top!

A guy in England was so "irrationally opposed" to leaving his home after it was repossessed, that he took a chainsaw to a head.


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WGRD Karaoke Madness from Jackie’s Going Away Party! [Video]

Friday was Jackie's last day with us, and we're still a little sad, but we all got to go out and drink together on Friday night, so that's awesome!

Of course, Jackie and Ned freaking LOOOOVE their karaoke, too, so we had to go somewhere with it.  Little did we all know that our weekend guy, Justin, loves rocking the karaoke, let alone our buddy JoJo Girard from our sister station, WFGR!  It was a fun night of singing for all!

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Godsmack Performs At The Pearl At Palms Casino Resort
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Godsmack’s 4th 1000HP Behind the Scenes Video is Up!

Godsmack's new album, 1000HP, is coming very soon, and they've been releasing a cool series of videos showing some behind the scenes footage from the writing and recording of the new album.

If you haven't seen any of them yet, we've got them all here at for you!

Here's the 4th video in the series, covering their producer, that guy from Ugly Kid Joe, Dave Fortman.

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Play Paintball with Nothing More on August 7 Before the Show!

Hey guys, we've got a really fun thing set up for all of you that win Nothing More tickets to the show!

Once you win tickets, you're automatically registered to win an invite to play paintball with 'GRD and Nothing More before the show!

Thanks to TC Paintball, we'll play some paintball, hang out and have some fun. Then, later, later, we'll let you get stuff signed and check out the amazing show at The Stache with Nothing More!

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Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival 2009 - Day 2
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Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Really Likes to Pound His Wood!

Mastodon's Brent Hinds has an interesting hobby for a metal guy.  He really likes to whittle when he's not working.

He really likes to whittle wooden penises.  Peni?  Penisi?  What's the plural for that?

Anyway, he's not afraid to Instagram his "giant pawnus", his first carving in over a year.  Enjoy Brent's mighty wood!

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Devil business man wants you
"I want YOU to SMS me back!" Thinkstock devil

Polish Priest Getting Text Messages From Possessed Girl

Seems like the Devil has gotten all techy on us!  He's gotten his hands on a girl with a mobile phone and has started sending hateful text messages to the priest that failed to exorcise the girl!

Father Marian Rajchel from Jaroslaw claims that demons don't hesitate to use technology to attack people, but usually it's more subtle.  This one really wants to the priest to know that it's got his number.

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Want to Feel Like a Millionaire – Get a JIBO Personal Assistant!

JIBO can be the next creepy robot watching you sleep!  Well, not really, but it sounds funny, doesn't it?

JIBO is a personal assistant AI robot that can help you around the house.  If everything Dr. Cynthia Breazeal says it will do actually works, this will be freaking cool as hell!  It can take pictures for you, follow the action of things going on, help you teach the kids, read to them at's like a little robot butler that can't walk or steal the silverware!

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Comic Con Fans Attend The Annual Convention In San Diego
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‘[REC 4]: Apocalpyse’ is Coming and Looks Bad Ass [Video]

A few years ago, you might have seen a pretty cool movie called, "Quarantine", with Jennifer Carpenter (Dexter's TV sister), where she followed some firefighters into a building that's, well, quarantined.  

It's a pretty cool flick, but the movie it's adapted from is kick ass.

It's called "". It's a Spanish language movie, but is more brutal, and scary than the American version.

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Become a Certified Tourism Ambassador for Grand Rapids!

Today, a bunch of us got a cool opportunity to become Certified Tourism Ambassadors for Grand Rapids, thanks to Experience Grand Rapids.  

Being from out of town and not being here very long, this is a cool thing for me because I can learn more about the area and what's going on.

You'll get some history, fun stuff about the area, hidden gems to go check out and free stuff. I mean, who isn't, right? You also get some freebies to go check out lots of cool things around the area!

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Check Out This Incredible Ukulele Cover of Cannibal Corpse

I don't know if you've ever seen the instrumental video of the music for the Cannibal Corpse song, "Frantic Disembowelment", but it's freaking seriously intense!

An insanely challenging song, at a ridiculous looks like the video has been sped up, and isn't real.  But it's totally real.

This ukulele cover version takes all of that, and puts it on the Uke!

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Jackyl Rocked Berlin Raceway on Friday Night [Video]

Jackyl hit the Grand Rapids area Friday night for one of the first shows at Berlin Raceway in a long time, and they didn't disappoint any of the crowd!

They hit the stage with "My Moonshine Kicks Your Cocaine's Ass", and blasted througha set that was almost fun-religious-revival-meets-rock-extravaganza amazing! Jesse James even plays around with his band towards the end, trying throw them off -- and, if he does, they have to drink!

Best drinking game ever.

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