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Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.

The Guys Are Tired and Depressed About the Upcoming Haircuts – FBHW Segment 16

Today on Segment 16, the guys are tired from their long night watching game 7 of the World Series. It was a late game, and the extra inning didn't do anything to help.

Also, the Cubs winning didn't do much for their disposition, since now four of them have to get awful haircuts.

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Jeff Musial the Animal Guy is Coming to Grand Rapids on Saturday – FBHW Segment 16

Today on Segment 16, the guys talk with Jeff Musial the Animal Guy about the crazy animals he brings on tour, some of the craziest and scariest moments he's had with some of his exotic animals, and whether he'd want to be trapped on a flight with pics or children. You can probably guess what his responses are...or maybe not!

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All 110 Seats in the Michigan House of Representives Are Up For Grabs

We all know who's running for President, but we may not know who's running for public office closer to home. These people affect our lives more directly and more often than the President usually does, so let's learn a little more about these races.

Next up is a big list, since every single seat in the Michigan House of Representatives is up for grabs. And there are 110 of them!

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My Vote
Make Your Vote Count!

3rd Congressional District – 2016 Election Choices Aside from President

Everyone knows about the Presidential election, but remember, there are a LOT more offices up for grabs this election season. Lots of seats at the local and state level will be on your ballot, and most of these people will directly affect your life a little more than the President might.

Let's go through some of these offices. I'm not going to suggest who you should vote for. Look at their platforms, and make up your own mind.

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Penis shock
Penis shock (Thinkstock)

Michigan Man Totally Not in Trouble for Trick or Treating as a Penis

Some people in Shepherd, Mich. are a little upset by a young man who dressed up as a penis and went to the town's "Trunk-or-Treat" party. The ballsy dude didn't care that people were bothered, and had no problem standing tall in front of the police when they came to check him out.

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.1K for Duchenne Race This Saturday – FBHW Segment 16

Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about this Saturday's .1K race, that benefits Duchenne research. Get signed up and help out. It's fun, and you can "hydrate" before and after the run. Heck, you can begin "hydrating" the night before when you pick up your runner package!

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Michigan Horror Movies
Michigan Horror Movies (Juriah Mosin/Thinkstock)

Michigan Horror Movies for Halloween – The Complete List

So, over the past month, I've been writing about some of the Michigan Horror Movies for Halloween you can watch. Some of them were shot in our state, some have their story based here. Not all of them are actually available for streaming on demand, sadly, or there would be more blogs, but I tried to watch all of the ones I could get to.

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Vamps – Michigan Horror Movies for Halloween #13

Last night, the night before Halloween, I finally decided to watch one of the Michigan Horror Movies for Halloween I'd been putting off. It's a cutesy vampire spoof with Alicia Silverstone, and Kristin Ritter (Jessica Jones), and I knew it wouldn't be scary. It's not, but it is a fun little vampire comedy.

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The Best Porn Halloween Experience You Could Ever Have

Here's a great way to celebrate Halloween tonight, by checking out a movie that spawned a different kind of live event. In 2011, a great event was held around the porn parody of The Exorcist. The movie is called the XXXorcist, and an event was planned to re-enact the movie in "Splattervision"!

And yes, that means green vomit spewing into the crowd gathered to watch a priest bang the devil out of a hottie.

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Steve Vai in GR
Steve Vai in GR (photo Johnnie Walker)

Steve Vai Played All the Notes at the Orbit Room on Friday Night

Hi, my name is Johnnie, and I'm a guitar addict. I love guitar music, guitars, guitar-related things, people named after guitars...I have a problem. So when Steve Vai announced a stop here in Grand Rapids on his 25th Anniversary Tour for Passion and Warfare, I knew I'd be there! And I knew it would be a great show!

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