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I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
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Prog Guitar Master John Petrucci Plays ‘Let It Go’ with His Daughter

It's not often you get to see Dream Theater's John Petrucci at home with the family playing guitar, but recently we've gotten a couple videos of him playing around outside of Dream Theater.

Recently, Mr. Petrucci rocked with his wife's Judas Priest cover band, Judas Priestess, for a cool version of "Beyond the Realms of Death" in Amityville, N.Y.

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Parody of ‘Home Alone’ with Blood and Gore; Sign Me Up [Video]

I'm not a big fan of the movie "Home Alone."

I'm just not into that whole "child hero" thing in movies. And that kid could be one of the most annoying little brats to ever walk the earth. My mind won't even let me remember his name, I hate him so much.

But this guy, David Unger, did a fun parody video using the Home Alone scenes of violence to make his music video for a song titled "Get Back".

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Five Finger Death Punch Is in the Studio Working on New Album for 2015 [Video]

Five Finger Death Punch is already back in the studio, working on the new album, that should be out before the end of the year!

"The Wrong Side of Heaven and Righteous Side of Hell" came out in 2013, but the band has been focused on continuing to write new music and now slow things down.

They're working on the new album now, will either finish it before their April/May tour in the U.S. or they'll go back after and finish it up, to have it out before the end of the year.

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Trans-Siberian Orchestra Made $1 Million a Day to Wrap Up 2014

The Trans-Siberian Orchestra show is a fantastic experience for the holidays, and features amazing musicians, a stunning spectacle...and a cash COW!

The traveling experience grossed a whopping $52 MILLION in 52 days, from November 13th through January 4th! The two touring shows (one east coast, one west) brought in $1 MILLION A DAY, played for almost a million fans, and donated more than a million dollars to local charities!

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Zombies Chase a Parkour Master in Awesome POV Short Film [Video]

Combine a few different film styles, and you could really make something freaking awesome for people. Take this short film, Dying Light, where you take zombies, parkour action, and first person viewpoint, and combine them into an intense chase movie!

There's not really much in the way of dialogue here, except for the usual profanity you'll hear when people are freaking out, running from zombies, but that's not what's important.

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Learn How to Make Yourself More Attractive from Reddit Users

"Reddit users give tips on how you can make yourself more attractive to people of the opposite sex." That sounds like you're getting dating advice from people who are borderline shut-ins and spend all their time on some website, hiding their own attractiveness and...oh, wait...that's exactly what it is.

Well, some of it isn't too bad, so here it goes:

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The Cat Circle Trap for Cats Really Works!

Not too long ago, I read this thing on the internet called the "Cat Trap" for cats. It claimed that if you leave something on the floor in a circle and wait, eventually your cat will wander over and get inside it. There were a ton of pictures of it, and I laughed...yeah, right.

So, this weekend, I decided to try it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Why Pond Hockey is Awesome [Video]

We are only a few weeks away from the GRD Pond a Hockey Classic at Richmond Hills Park, so you still have lots of time to get your team signed up to play!

i experienced my first pond hockey last year, and it looked like so much fun to play, if I has any sort of coordination, I would have tried to learn that weekend, and I'd probably be a hockey freak already!

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Another Great Hockey Movie to Prepare You for Pond Hockey

Seann William Scott isn't just limited to playing a douchebag in the American Pie Movies, or a monk-in-training smart-ass in Bulletprook Monk. He can also play a total goon as the new enforcer on the ice in the hockey comedy Goon from 2011.

If you haven't seen it, he plays a bouncer who's not as smart or as talented as his adoptive family, but he's got a head and fists of freaking stone.

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Video of the Semi Truck Full of Fireworks Exploding on I-94 Today

It's been a Snowmageddon-type news day today, with the crazy 150-car-pileup on I-94 between Kalamazoo and Battle Creek today. Sadly, we have had reports of a fatality at the scene, and several injuries.

Keep listening to GRD for updates on this accident, and traffic issues all around the area, as well as keeping up to date here!

But for at least a little fun with the Snowmageddon, we get this video posted of the fireworks truck that apparently began the I-94 accident today.

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Getting Ready for GRD’s Pond Hockey Classic Watching Great Hockey Movies

GRD's Pond Hockey Classic is only a couple weekends away, January 23-25th, at Richmond Hills Park. If you're not signed up yet, get your team signed up now, and come out and have some fun with us that weekend, as we search for the Ultimate Pond Hockey Champions!

We're getting ourselves into the hockey frame of mind by watching movies with hockey in them, and you can't talk hockey movies without looking at 1977's Slap Shot!

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Sorry Guys – Those Hot Female Messy Orgasm Videos are Total Lies

Isn't that the worst news ever? You'd heard so much about the ever elusive "squirter", that you've been seeking one out, hoping to have a woman respond in that amazing-looking way to your sexual prowess.

Science sucks.

Why? There are videos with proof, aren't there?

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