I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
300 Person Fight on Grand Haven Beach – FBHW Segment 16
On Monday in Grand Haven, a fight broke out after the long day of drinking and beaching. Not unusual. But when 300 people are involved, that's a bit unusual. But wait, it's not!
Here’s How Our Day Went for the Amway Family Fireworks – Timelapse
Every year, we team with Amway for the Amway Family Fireworks at Ah-Nab-Awen Park. It's a fun evening of food, drinks, music...and of course, the fireworks! But the day doesn't start with the singing of the National Anthem...it begins early that week.
Watch the Entire Amway Family Fireworks Show Right Here
On Saturday night, we partied with about 150,000 of you in downtown Grand Rapids for the Amway Family Fireworks! We had live music from Hey Marco!, Upstage Crew, DJ Composition, and the 338th Army Band! Tons of food, drink, and fun for the whole family at Ah-Nab-Awen Park.
Pompeii Man’s Preserved Masturbation Goes Viral
Archeologists have found something like 1,500 preserved bodies in the ruins of Pompeii. When Mount Vesuvius erupted in 79CE, a lot of the people in the town were killed so quickly, it's thought they wouldn't have even felt any pain. This guy might have been feeling something else.
Michigan Man Surprised by Arrest After Saluting Officer with Beer While Driving
Conservation Officer Mark Siemen (don't make the joke...okay, you've already thought it...go ahead then) was parked in his patrol truck in Sanilac County, when a vehicle nearly hit him. The other driver proudly held up a beer can in salute and sped away. Big cojones.
American Pickers is Coming to Michigan This August
American Pickers is coming to Michigan this August, and they're looking for suggestions on where they can find large, rare collections, and things they've never seen before! If you have some interesting stuff, you could get on TV!
How Would You Feel If Facebook Ended the Ban on Sex Offenders?
A recent Supreme Court decision found that laws barring access to social media sites is unconstitutional. So now, the National Association for Rational Sex Offense Laws has contacted Mark Zuckerberg, and issued a press release, calling for Facebook to end its ban on Sex Offenders. How do you fe…
Van Buren County K9 Officer Vento’s Last Call Ceremony Will Bring All the Feels
It's always a sad ceremony when someone passes away, and it's extra emotional when a service animal goes. K9 Officers put in a lot of work to learn to serve our community, and today, Vento, a fallen K9 was honored with "Last Call".
Put On Your Nicest Shirt – We’ve Found Some Cougars On the Loose in Michigan
How do you meet ladies in your state? Tinder? Match? Eharmony? Here in Michigan, we can now get our cougar tips from the Michigan Department of Natural Resources! I mean, cougars ARE a valuable natural resource.
How Easily Advertising Can Go Horribly Wrong (Or Right?)
Check out this photo. Looks pretty normal to see on your Instagram feed, right? And if you're a gluten-free vegan, you're especially excited about this photo. But when you look a little closer, that's when things go south.
You Might Have Problems with TNT Fireworks Bought at Meijer, Walmart, or Target
There's a recall alert on the TNT Red, White & Blue Smoke fireworks. They can explode before you want them to. Yikes! If you bought any fireworks at Meijer, Target, Walmart, Kroger, or Albertsons between May and June, you might have this defective explosive.
Pho is Coming to Downtown Grand Rapids This Summer
Hi, I'm Johnnie, and I'm addicted to Asian cuisine. ("Hi Johnnie," you all respond.) A few years back, someone I worked with introduced me to the wonderful food from Vietnam, and I've been hooked since. Especially Mi Xao Don, and the fabulous Pho! And soon we'll…