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Monday Night Football Recap: Justin Tucker Leads Ravens Past Lions 18-16
Justin Tucker kicked six field goals, including a 61-yarder with 38 seconds to play, and the Baltimore Ravens beat the Lions 18-16 at Ford Field in Detroit on Monday night.
Florida State QB Jameis Winston Wins 2013 Heisman Trophy [VIDEO]
Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston won the 79th Heisman Trophy on Saturday night in New York City, becoming the the youngest player ever to be named the nation's most outstanding college football player.
Thursday Night Football Recap — Vikings Hold Off Redskins, 34-27
The Vikings scored 20 points in the second half and avoided a game-tying touchdown in the final seconds in a 34-27 win over the Washington Redskins in Minnesota on Thursday night.
2013 World Series Recap — Red Sox Beat Cardinals, 6-1, To Win Third Title in 10 Years
Shane Victorino had two hits and four runs batted in, and the Red Sox beat the St. Louis Cardinals, 6-1, in Boston on Wednesday night to win their third World Series in 10 years.
NFL: 5 Things We Learned From Week 8
Spectacular individual performances highlighted the Week 8 NFL action. Here's what we learned on Sunday:
NFL Football 2013: 5 Things We Learned From Week 7
Peyton Manning had a bittersweet homecoming in Indianapolis, and injuries to several key players could reshape the playoff picture. Here's what we learned in Week 7 of the 2013 NFL season:
Guys Debut Boob-Staring & Masturbation Apps at Tech Event, Offend Everyone
Rogue technology developers debuted separate apps for staring at boobs and measuring masturbating velocity at the Tech Crunch Disrupt conference in San Francisco this weekend, and they pretty much made everyone in the tech world angry.
Heavenly Babe of the Day, Kimber Kiefer, Is a Fitness Angel
Fitness, swimwear and lingerie model Kimber Kiefer works hard to keep her body in perfect shape, and we love to admire her hard work.
Babe of the Day Jessenia Acevedo Loves Video Games & Football
Your search for the perfect woman might be over.
Babe of the Day Jessenia Acevedo Loves Video Games & Football
Your search for the perfect woman might be over.
Jade Carroll Is A Babe of the Day Who Spends Most of Her Time In a Bikini
We don't know precisely what sort of training goes into becoming a "bikini athlete" — does one do beach towel squats? — but our Babe of the Day, Taylor-Jade Carroll, seems to excel at it.
Alyssa Miller is Dating Jake Gyllenhaal, But She’s Still Our Celeb Crush
Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Alyssa Miller got all giddy this week about dating actor Jake Gyllenhaal.