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Are You Dumb Like Dahmer?

Ever show up to an early morning work meeting still drunk from the night before? Yep. I do it all the time. And yea, drinking about 17 beers in your underpants while watching football the night before a work meeting will probably make ya a little dumber in that meeting.

However, there are 4 things that people unknowingly do in their real lives that makes them dumber. According to Thirdage.com that his. Here they are. If you do these things on a regular basis, you will become dumber.

1- Staying in. They say staying in makes you dumber, because socializing keeps your mind sharper and when your inside alone and not out socializing–your mind becomes inactive and dumb like Dahmer’s.

2- Not eating right. The reason you hear about Omega-3′s all the time is because studies show they drastically improve your brain health. Fish, & fruits & vegetables contian high levels of omega-3′s. Eat those you dumb asses.

3- Not taking your medications. Some medications can affect your memory. Don’t go off your meds without talking to your doctor first. And if you get meds for the VD, make sure you finish them all or your penis might start dripping again.

4- Not getting enough sleep. If you don’t get at least 7 hours of sleep it affects your memory. Plus being tired makes you more stressed out, which also hurt your memory.

Are you dumb like me? Cuz I do all 4 of these things all the time! Except quite taking my VD medicine early. I always finish the perscription! Just kidding, I don’ts gots the VD!

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