100 Year-Old Woman Wants Some D!%# For Her Birthday

My grandmother recently turned 101 years old and all she wanted for her birthday was some chocolate and stationary.  Well at least that is what she said, you never know what could be lurking in our geriatric citizens' minds.

This grandmother was interviewed by a local reporter and her response to what she wanted for her birthday was a little unorthodox.  She wants the D.  Yup, she wants to make the sweet sweet love at age 100.  Anyone want to supply her with their D?