This Coffee Recipe Will Kill Your Interest in Coffee Forever! [Video]

Today seems to be my anti-coffee day, for some reason.  

I don't know why I picked today to express my hatred for everyone's "black gold," but there you go.

This isn't any sissy red-eye coffee recipe. The Epic Meal Time guys have been going for a long time, and they've finally created the most coffee-filled breakfast meal you could imagine!  

There's coffee in absolutely EVERYTHING on their table.

And alcohol, of course.

What would EMT be without alcohol? Lame, that's what.

Check out how they made the oatmeal in a coffee pot and the coffee waffles. Don't hold your breath for IHOP to add these to their menu any time soon.