Tattoo Chicks Are Slutty

Alright guys....if your headed out to the bar this weekend looking to pick up a chick and make the intercourse with her........I got some advice for ya that will increase your chances of picking up a chick by 75%.......and thats a pretty big %-age.......when you walk into a bar, and scope the place out....I will tell you exactly what type of chick is most likely to go home and have the sex with you......

Ok, guys....if your headed out a bar this weekend looking to get laid.......try and find a chick with tattoos and body piercings.....cuz if ya can, your odds of getting her back to your place for a little game of hide the man rocket will triple!  According to the Journal of Psychotherapy,  chicks with tattoos and multiple body piercings have lower self esteem,  and are more likely to drink, smoke, use drugs, gamble and engage in higher risk sex........they say your 3 times more likely to bone a chick with tattoos and body piercings than you are a chick without..........now, for the girls with tattoos and body piercings....I'm not calling you slutty or anything....so don't get pissed at me.....I'm actually on your side.....its the Journal of Psychotherapy thats says you screw more guys because you have low self esteem........I say.....you screw more guys just cuz your more fun!