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From The Bar Stool: Eat My Eyeball On Valentines Day!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Dude I was killing the beers with last week told me about a Valentines Day massacre he recently heard about. How would you like your eyeball to end up out of your eye and stuck to the heel of some crazy chicks
Dahmer’s Dungeon — Big Fake Taters Save Woman’s Life
This episode of Dahmer's Dungeon delves into the urban legend of a woman defying death because of her implants. The woman was shot and rushed to the hospital where she was found to have the bullet lodged in one of her implants. After the doctors removed the bullet, they supposedly wanted to make love to the woman. But, Dahmer was quick to point out that their were too many nurses around to do s
From The Bar Stool: Meet The Dumb Stupid Drunk Baby Stroller Pusher Guy!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Did you know you can be arrested for drunk stroller pushing? Hell yes you can, cops will cuff your butt and toss you in the joint without thinking twice! It happened to a West Virginia guy recently.
From The Bar Stool: Bank Foreclosing On Your House? Why Not Demolish It With A Bulldozer!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. This one is great man! A 47 year old Ohio dude received notice that the bank was foreclosing on his house, but instead of giving it back to the bank, he went out and rented a bulldozer and demolished it!
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From The Bar Stool: Crazy Cross-dressing Creepy Weirdo Guy Does Weird Things
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. A couple chicks I ended up drinking with the other night told me about this creepy guy. Any of you creepy guys looking for creepy gay anonymous highway rest stop sex? Yuk! But if you are, look this guy up!
From The Bar Stool: Star Wars Geek Who Wants To Have Intercourse With Yoda!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Killing the beers and recently heard a story about a Washington State Star Wars geek who got pulled over for doing 115mph down the highway. Was he wasted? Was he drunk? Was he stoned? Nope. Was he in love with
From The Bar Stool: No One Likes The Smell Of Girls’ Burning Pubic Hair!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.
A guy I routinely drink with, who always seems to know a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff told me about a study he recently read. It’s about you and your man balls frying up like eggs and burning your sperm a
From The Bar Stool: Want To Buy an 8 Week Old Little Baby? Death To The Baby Selling Grandma!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. I was a little drunk and on the phone with an old buddy of mine from Florida the other night and he told me how this thing went down. Says the grandmother had custody of the 8 week old grandson because her daug
From The Bar Stool: Maine Woman Gives Birth To A 200lb Alien Baby! Really? Maybe!
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Dude I was killing the beers with told me about a story he read in the news recently, said it was about a 34 year old chick from Maine named Leah Wright that was pregnant for 40 months! Now, you and I both know
Dahmer’s Dungeon — Watching Your Fat Roommate Change Can Make You Skinny
In this episode of Dahmer's Dungeon, Dahmer jumps into the idea that if you have a fat roommate in college you are less likely to gain weight than if you have a skinny roommate. According to Dahmer, astudy found that freshman girls with fat roommates only gained an average of 1lb their freshman year, where girls with skinny roommates, gained an average of 3 ½ lbs their freshman year. The researc
Dahmer’s Dungeon — Smuggling Contraband Into Prison
Another episode of Dahmer's Dungeon is here, weird, and just plain not right. In this edition, Dahmer talks about a man who was caught smuggling contraband into a prison inside of a cavity in his body. The story goes on to explain that he had several lighters, a phone, and a few other things hidden inside of the man. The man was caught and Dahmer exclaims that "I would like nothing in my b
From The Bar Stool: Ever See A Guys Head Get Ripped Off Then Roll Down The Street?
I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. This one might be the most creatively gruesome suicide that you'll ever hear about!