Isn't that the worst news ever? You'd heard so much about the ever elusive "squirter", that you've been seeking one out, hoping to have a woman respond in that amazing-looking way to your sexual prowess.

Science sucks.

Why? There are videos with proof, aren't there?

Well, yes and no.

There are videos of women doing this, but according to scientists...they're just basically peeing everywhere.

That's disgusting.

There's supposedly a little bit of "prostatic secretions" in there...but the majority of the mess is, well...mess.

Time to find another unicorn to hunt...unless, of course you're totally into that other thing that this really is. Please don't pee on me.

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