Should Dildos Be Considered Essential? This Man Doesn’t Think So!
Some people are being real 'dicks' about this.
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New York City Wants You To Masturbate During Quarantine
So, they're saying we should do our civic duty and masturbate or bang our roommates while we're in quarantine? Ok.
Source: Twitter
What Happens When A Professor Catches Students Giving HJ’s In Class?
Apparently, this class lecture was so sexy two students couldn't stop themselves from expressing their feelings and the professors reaction is priceless.
Source: PedestrianTV
Brazzers Presents: “A Step Away” The Musical You Need In Your Life
Not only is the video pretty entertaining, but the comments are also HILARIOUS! Is this something you would be down to watch?... Just kidding, don't answer that.
83-Year-Old Grandma Hattie Educates You On How To Score A Date This Valentine’s Day
Valentine's Day is the day after tomorrow, so if you're still looking for a date for the big day, you better get your s**t together, and fast! But not to worry, as 83-year-old Grandma Hattie is here with some tips on how to score the date with the person of your dreams...
Virginity Is Cool – This May Be The Most Bizarre Thing You Watch Today
Just in case all you sinners haven't heard, virginity is cool and one man vows to spread the good word.
A Woman Bit Off A Chunk Of A Man’s Tongue While They Were Kissing
There's probably a pun that could be used in this situation involving tongues, biting or kissing, but we can't think of it right now, so we'll just get right to the facts. A woman in Michigan bit off a ONE-INCH CHUNK of a guy's tongue while they were kissing on Tuesday...
Woman Needs Emergency Surgery To Remove Her Vibrator From Her Bladder!
A Mesa, AZ woman recently had to have emergency surgery after her vibrator managed to get stuck inside her bladder while still in the "on" position. Seriously, could there be anything more embarrassing?
Is This Guy Giving Julianne Hough an Exorcism Or Orgasm?
Does anyone know what the hell is going on here? She is either having a really good time or a really bad time. Hard to say.
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Gonna tell my kids this is “The Exorcist”... (Policy Guidline Disclaimer: I aspire to such flexibility and mind body connection and hope to have similar orgasmic experience at Kinrgy. Love and...
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Tyson Fury’s Fight Prep Routine is…Unique
We've heard of some wild "get fit quick" tips but this is a new one. In a recent interview, Tyson Fury not only showed us his vocal talents, but also admitted to masturbating up to 7 times a day to "keep the testosterone pumping."
Tyson Fury on ways he's preparing for Wilder:
"I'm masturbating 7 times a day to keep my testosterone pumping...
She’s Got Pubes Growing On Her Face
A dog bite + reconstructive cosmetic surgery = pubes growing from your face?
Source: E! & Jezebel
The Tigers Would Like For You To Not Bone at Comerica Park, Thanks
That home run may land you behind bars. Not in a kinky way either...