I love to open my Facebook feed. It's become an addiction for so many of us. But I don't open it to see what cool things my friends are doing, or how cute their babies are to them. Sorry, guys.

I open it to see what stupid s*** they will share with the world today that makes me laugh, and feel slightly better about myself for not sharing. Don't get me wrong, I've shared some dumb s*** before, and I feel like an absolute fool for it.

But sometimes it's nice to see other people fail miserably. If that makes me a terrible person, hey, at least I admit it, so I'm terrible, but honest.

Show me someone who doesn't occasionally laugh at someone else's stupidity, and I'll show you a f****** liar, haha!