Bam Margera Wants You To Boycott ‘Jackass 4′
Bam Margera posted some drunken videos where he complained about being cut out of 'Jackass 4', and how much hell they put him through trying to make him stay sober.
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This Florida Man Is Either Really Smart Or Really Stupid For Thawing His Turkey This Way
He just goes and tosses a frozen turkey into his backyard swimming pool, and we can't tell if it's smart or stupid.
Source: YouTube
This Is Embarrassing: QAnon Supporter Falls Fast After Basic Questioning
A QAnon supporter called into C-Span, and when asked to explain what exactly QAnon is, the caller started to trail off and just hung up the phone.
Is it possible that Steve from Texas, I don't know, doesn't know what he's talking about?
If you'd actually like to figure out what QAnon is, you can check out this article from The Guardian - it does a better job than old Steve down there in Texas...
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A Burglar In A Gorilla Costume Claims He Was Simply “In The Wrong House”
Richard Muzick, from Tennessee, claims he was in he was in the wrong home and didn't realize it...
Source: WKRN
Are They Really Building A Stadium Sized Lasagna?
When people take your, "We're building a massive lasagna," joke seriously and then it goes viral...whoops.
Source: The Guardian
Florida Beaches Are Packed Despite Pleas For “Social Distancing”
Even the news anchors are shocked at the sight of packed beaches in Florida.
Source: WFLA News
Does This Count As Self Medicating?
Micro-dosing on LSD and smoking pot do not count as "self-medicating" or "supplements" ...but bonus points for creativity!
"I have a compromised immune system, but I'm still only 21, but I'm not even worried because I take supplements and I self medicate
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This Is Really, Really Stupid TV
Something isn't adding up here, literally.
Source: Twitter
Identity Theft Victim Forced To Pay Taxes On The Thief’s Unpaid Purchases
Having your identity stolen sucks. But you know what sucks even more than that? Having to pay taxes on the purchases that the identity thief made in your name! And that happened to a man in Tampa, Florida, who is now footing the tax bill for crooks that bought two phones in his name from Verizon...
What Happens When You Ask A Cop The Questions They Ask You?
Chances are, you've been asked a few off-the-wall questions by a cop. One guy got curious about how the police would respond when presented with the same questions.
Chiefs Fan Celebrates Super Bowl Win By Lighting Himself On Fire
Hey bro! Your team just won the Super Bowl for the first time in fifty years! What are you going to do now?
Oh, nothing major. I'll drink a few beers, then light myself on fire!
You do you, man!
Unfashionable Jewelry Thief Caught Thanks To Fanny Pack Contents
A couple devised a plan to rob a jewelry store and successfully made it out of the store with $70,000 worth of gold chains. They were able to outsmart their electronic door, but their fanny pack got caught on the door on their way out. It contained their state ID...