Craigslist is useful. You can use it to sell old junk you don't want, you can use it to buy furniture for your apartment, you can use it to find that "missed connection" girl you saw at that concert last week... And now, some guy in Flint is trying to use it to find a "penis whisperer"! What?

No really. This guy is in search of a "penis whisperer". Someone who can cheer the little guy up and make him feel better about himself. Check it out:


Highlights from this ad include, "Tell my penis anything kind just to develop a relationship of trust. Like a house plant he won't talk back but he will grow." and, "And as a heads up, my penis does so love FTD (great flowers!)".

Seriously, you guys, Craigslist is the best.