What Happened On The FBHW Show

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Hour 1

An old woman pulling in to her chiropractor's office parking lot smashed on the gas instead of hitting the brake and plowed through the front of the place. They had it boarded it up in just a few hours, but later that day, an old man plowed through the very same window! Hot Wings suggested a plan to fix elderly driving accidents by giving them smaller cars. This was debated by Zane and we all came to the conclusion that it was a bad idea. A Wendy's drive thru employee beat the crap out of a woman who she thought was disrespecting her. This somehow led to talk about Alan Iverson, Stephon Marbury and wooden shoes!

Hour 2

We hosted the Dan Patrick Show yesterday, so we talked a bit about some of the behind the scenes stuff that went on during the show. A few people from our syndicator, Compass Media Networks, were there for the show. We realized that some of them are socially stupid people that have trouble taking compliments and holding normal conversation like big boys. On the ride back to the airport after the show, Hot Wings took charge when getting the rental car and his brain went crazy at some point when approaching the exit for the airport. He jerked the wheel like a maniac and crossed over a portion of highway that you're definitely not supposed to drive on. This successfully put them on the right track...to go in the wrong direction. He received a good amount of beat-up for this maneuver.

Hour 3

We talked this morning about the crazy guy in Florida that walked in to a school board meeting and opened fire, eventually killing himself. He was pissed because his wife had been laid off and decided to take it out on the other employees. You can watch the news story in the Video Reel. Time Magazine revealed that their person of the year was Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg. They also put out a list of the 15 Minutes of Fame persons of the year. You can see them in the Cool Links section. While going over a list of the nominees for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Zane was sidetracked and it turned in to a painful walk down memory lane for Mr. Ten. All of the painful songs from his past were then played.

Hour 4

During the show yesterday, Zane kept responding to a producer that was speaking to him in his headphones that only he could hear. We played back the audio of how awkward that sounded on the air. We then read over some of the brutally insulting Facebook posts and emails that we got about how ugly we all are. We ended the hour with a round of Dumber Than Zane Trivia, worth $2,000 from our friends at Cat Footwear.

Hour 5

Intern Butthead Lautner took a massive step backwards this morning. For absolutely no reason, he apologized to Joe while he was standing next to him. This turned in to a nice long beat-up session for BL. We closed the show by replaying Producer Joe's fifth most favorite stunt from 2010, Overzealous Negotiator Part 2. Talk to you tomorrow!