Yes, we all know it would be way worse to get your junk stuck in a mousetrap, but really, why would anyone willingly stick their tongue in a mousetrap? People are stupid.
It looks like your tongue can be used for more than flapping your gums and swapping spit.
Researchers at Colorado State University's Department of Mechanical Engineering are working on giving those hard of hearing the opportunity to try something different than the cochlear implants or surgically-placed hearing aids offered as current solutions.