This is not a joke, this is not a test! The U.S. Military has plans sitting around for pretty much every contingency: kidnapped president, nuclear war, insect invasion, alien invasion and plant apocalypse. OK, maybe not the plant thing, but they could!
It turns out that they also have a very real plan for how to deal with a Zombie Apocalypse! It's called CONOP 8888, and it was recently discovered.
What does it do?