Producer Steve’s Preview of Mad Marchness, the FBHW Word Scramble Tournament

It’s that time of year again.  64 college basketball teams play a bunch of games and one of them ends up being the best.  There are some upsets in there.  Many games go just as planned.  All I know is, I will watch zero of these games.  I simply could not care less about basketball, let alone COLLEGE basketball.  The best part about it is that I get to hear this epic jam over and over for a week or so.

On the Free Beer and Hot Wings Show, we decided to have our own little tournament.  Since Free Beer is king of the verbal gaffe, Joe and I scoured the archives and managed to come up with 64 of his most infamous f___ ups of all time.  They were all isolated, seeded and then paired up in our Mad Marchness tournament.*

In reality, we had over 200 word scrambles, screw-ups and various other verbal pukes by the Burn King.  It was really difficult to narrow it down to just 64.  The #1 seeds will be revealed tomorrow morning on the show, with the whole bracket being revealed on Monday morning when voting begins.  I wanted to take the opportunity to provide for you some of the clips that didn’t quite make the cut.

Brasilient

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Deliciously Refreshous

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Punch the Munchkey

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Sexomania

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Suspended For Baseball From Life

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Voting starts Monday.  Vote early and vote often!

-steve

*If one more of you idiots emails us saying “He said Mad Marchness…don’t you mean March Madness, idiot!”, please take a moment to realize the nature of this tournament.  If you still don’t get it, punch yourself as hard as possible in the throat.