Producer Steve’s Preview of Mad Marchness, the FBHW Word Scramble Tournament
It’s that time of year again. 64 college basketball teams play a bunch of games and one of them ends up being the best. There are some upsets in there. Many games go just as planned. All I know is, I will watch zero of these games. I simply could not care less about basketball, let alone COLLEGE basketball. The best part about it is that I get to hear this epic jam over and over for a week or so.
On the Free Beer and Hot Wings Show, we decided to have our own little tournament. Since Free Beer is king of the verbal gaffe, Joe and I scoured the archives and managed to come up with 64 of his most infamous f___ ups of all time. They were all isolated, seeded and then paired up in our Mad Marchness tournament.*
In reality, we had over 200 word scrambles, screw-ups and various other verbal pukes by the Burn King. It was really difficult to narrow it down to just 64. The #1 seeds will be revealed tomorrow morning on the show, with the whole bracket being revealed on Monday morning when voting begins. I wanted to take the opportunity to provide for you some of the clips that didn’t quite make the cut.
Punch the Munchkey
Suspended For Baseball From Life
Voting starts Monday. Vote early and vote often!
*If one more of you idiots emails us saying “He said Mad Marchness...don’t you mean March Madness, idiot!”, please take a moment to realize the nature of this tournament. If you still don’t get it, punch yourself as hard as possible in the throat.