Jackie’s New Year’s Resolutions
I never make resolutions. I don’t even attempt to better myself each year with promises because typically I don’t follow through.
Well, this year I am doing it. I am making some resolutions, my friendS!
No More Bottle Blonde Dye Jobs!
Every year I decide it’s a brilliant idea to bleach the sh*t out of my hair and go platinum blonde… every year it kills my hair, and wrecks the little hair growth I have gotten through out the year. This year I will stay dark! Say no to blonde Jackie!
No Selfies Where I Don’t Smile!
Alright the “duck lip” craze was cool but it’s over… I know a smile is more attractive, and if I am having an extra good hair day, or I just love my makeup, I’ll make sure my selfies reflect that in a smiling manor… no more duck lips in 2014!
Learn How To Play Bass
I’ve always had an interest in bass guitar, my husband got super excited when I mentioned this in passing (since he played bass in a band for 10 years) and went out and bought me an awesome Daisy Rock bass… with picks, a strap, a case… the whole shabang. Do you think I can play? NOPE. 2014 I will learn how to at least play 2 songs successfully (keepin the bar low here maybe I’ll learn 3 who knows!)
No More Excessive Drinking Games
Don’t get me wrong, I’ll still be going out for beers and having a rockin good time… but I think games like “Edward 40 Hands” can officially be retired…
No More Flipping Off The Camera At Formal Events
It’s just not classy….
Learn To Ride A Motorcycle (Buy a motorcycle!)
My dad rides, my husband rides, and I really want to also! So in 2014 I want to take a class or whatever I need to do, then I plan to buy a motorcycle! That’s my big goal for 2014, I really want to do this one.
Get My Concealed Weapons License
This one is exciting! I want to be a bad ass, out shooting guns. No really I do! The day after my wedding our best man took us to a gun range and I shot a gun for the first time and really liked it… so yeah that’s now something I want to do.