Jackie’s New Winter Apparel

I have already admitted to everyone that I like dorky stuff. That is a fact. I am a 16 year old trapped in a 26 year old's body. I'd like to think that as a general rule I don't look stupid... just funky, I guess that's the word I would use.
Now Dave Kim and I are pretty tight but there is one thing I know, if I am brave enough to wear something a little silly (which is 95% of the time) Dave will laugh at me... Uproariously laugh at me, he knows how to laugh! So today at work I was wearing my winter hat because I walked to work and it was a bit chilly out side. My hat is a little different, I knew that if Dave saw me he would erupt into a fit of laughter so I avoided him at all costs, until I couldn't hold my bladder anymore and just had to go to the bathroom, in turn walk by his office. I barely made it a step before he noticed my hat, we made very brief eye contact which as predicted led to a fit of crazy laughter on his part.
This does not defer me, I will still wear my stupid hat, It is so warm!