Michigan's Prettiest Bumhole Competition Returns For Second Year

There are lots of things to be proud of about yourself. You could have a good job, a weird niche talent (I can whistle like a sailor if that counts), or an excellent fashion sense.

Or perhaps the thing you're most proud of is a part of your body that isn't known for its looks and doesn't get enough appreciation. But now it could make you a cool 2000 dollars.

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On Saturday, June 1st, one of Lansing's most popular nightclubs is once again hosting the "Prettiest B*tthole In Michigan" competition, and yes, it is exactly as it sounds. Imagine Miss America but for your behind. The completely nude Deja Vu Showgirls in Lansing is holding its second annual competition, and this year the stakes aren't the only thing rising.

Not only has the prize pool doubled from last year's $1000 to $2000, but the judging has also expanded to include special guest judges. It is once again being hosted by comedian Jason Vest, and admission to enter requires a ticket being purchased ahead of time.

The event looks like a wacky fun time based on a video of last year's event. Honestly, it's about time we had such an inclusive competition like this. People have been doing spelling bees since elementary school to show off their brain power, it's about time people were encouraged to show off their other B power.

Tickets for the event are not on sale yet, but you can view the events page here.

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