Monday on "The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show," we checked out the video of an Indiana University student participating in "Wheel of Fortune" College Week and his series of epic failures.

He mispronounced words and made terrible guesses, costing him thousands of dollars in prizes, a car and an all-expenses paid vacation.

The IU freshman, Julian Batts, spoke with ABC's "Good Morning America" to explain what the hell happened.

"I didn’t feel like I made a mistake," he said. "I mean, I had solved the puzzle entirely, and really all I had to do was read it.

"I just went for it, and did my best."

Yes, you solved the puzzle. But the fact remains that you didn't know how to say "Achilles" correctly. Therefore, you're stupid.