Church called in to promote his new movie, "Lucky Them," which is about a rock journalist assigned to track down an ex-boyfriend.

When we first got him on, we were just finishing up a list of reasons that children from the '70s should all be dead.

Haden Church added to the list, talking about how he used to build tennis ball can bombs and pipe bombs with his brother as a kid. He then went on to tell us everything we ever wanted to know about castrating animals on a ranch!