Dahmer You Will Be Missed

I don't know if you know this, but Dahmer and I are pretty close friends. When I found out he was leaving I was pretty much flabbergasted. Over the last two years that I have been here on GRD Dahmer has been a mentor, brother like friend, (this is in the few hours that he's not acting like a perverted weirdo)

I decided that in honor of my dear friend who I know you will probably miss as much as me, I would post a proper goodbye. The man never told you much about his personal life other than the fact that he likes naty light in his underpants... I can't count how many hilarious times I had hanging out with this jerk! He's always saying how he does his "single guy man diet" which consists of beer, cake, cookies and meat... well he isn't kidding!

Last time I was at his house I was complaining about how hungry I was and he told me to grab whatever I wanted... well--he actually pointed at the fridge and kept starring at the red-wings game on TV but I got the gist. When I opened the fridge he only had two things a crap ton of beer, (I'm talking probably 60 beers) and 3 oreo cookie cakes! Don't get me wrong, I mowed down on some cake and washed it down with 4 naty lights but still I always thought he was half kidding about that!

This post is very lame and makes me look like a sad little girl but I figure whatev, your going to miss him as much as me! So lets all drink a naty light this weekend, eat some cake, and listen to Stone Temple Pilots....

He'd have wanted it that way ;p