Woman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco Bell, The Jokes Are Free for All
Tortilla, meet whore-tilla.
Paraplegic Man’s Legendary Pregnancy Announcement Is Brilliant to the Infinite Power
Let's hope this guy's kid inherits his sense of humor.
Kate Upton Lands Her Third Swimsuit Issue Cover
...and there are three separate versions, too.
Rejoice — Playboy Is Bringing Back Naked Women
It's the biggest news for men since discovering breasts.
Boyfriend’s ‘OK’ Spaghetti Comment Leads to Bizarre Police Standoff
Call her Chef Boyardee-ranged.
Condom Slinky Is the (Second) Most Fun You Can Have With Protection
Condom Slinky. Two words you don't normally put together, but will be glad someone did.
Christie Brinkley Returns to Swimsuit Issue at Age 63, Poses With Her Daughters
A different kind of family portrait. A better kind.
Idiot Takes ATV for Painfully Terrible Ride Down Small Staircase
An ATV is not *all* terrain.
Dude Comes Up With the Most Clutch Use for Dime Bag In History
Stoners can be so resourceful.
Hooters Is Opening a New Restaurant Where Servers Will Be Fully-Clothed Because Who Doesn’…
More is better. Except when it comes to attire.
Which Celebrities Do Men Most Want to Have Sex With? Glad You Asked.
Being famous has its perks, but, boy is it exhausting. You have to star in strangers' dreams every night.
Tostitos Breathalyzer Bag Is a Super Bowl Party Game-Changer
Tostitos wants people to eat, drink and be safe this Super Bowl.