Chris Illuminati
Keeley Hazell — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Keeley Hazell is a model and actress that has appeared on the pages of Maxim, FHM and as a Page 3 girl in the UK. She had a small role in the film ‘Like Crazy,’ which won both the Grand and a Special jury prize at the 2011 Sundance film festival. Hazell was the face of the ‘Formula One’ video game and is currently the face of ‘MotorStorm: Pacific Rift’ for PlayStation 3.
Lilth — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Introducing Lilth, a SuicideGirl who is studying Education Psychology, loves sushi and sometimes can’t stop eating chocolate.
Nicole Narain — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Nicole Narain was a Playboy Playmate of the Month in 2002 and has appeared in numerous Playboy videos. She has also appeared in music videos for R.L, LL Cool J, Mario Winans and Fabolous. She competed on the Playmate edition of NBC’s ‘Fear Factor’ and was a patient on ‘Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew.’ Nicole is our crush today for facing her sexual addiction head-on.
Friskey — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Friskey, a SuicideGirl who plays the ukulele and finds electrocution and clown suits very kinky. Finally, a woman that will appreciate our side job as rodeo clowns with taser guns!
Paola Corvea — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Paola Corvea is a model and sex advisor for Maxim Espanol. She has appeared in numerous magazines and on Mexican television. She is our crush today for actually having the patience to talk to men about sex.
JinJur — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet JinJur, a SuicideGirl who has a thing for Han Solo, lost her virginity to a pro athlete and loves online flirting. Han Solo huh? Looks like she won’t let just any guy take a peek at her ‘wookie.’
Rachelle Leah — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Rachelle Leah began her modeling career for the Ford Motor Company and made appearances on shows such as ‘The View,’ ‘Carson Daly,’ and the ‘Nick And Jessica Variety Show.’ At the age of 19, her photo was seen on a boxing website by officials at the UFC and she was hired to work as an Octagon Girl.
Aryka Lynne — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Aryka Lynne is the Playboy September 2011 Coed of the Month and a student at Indiana University. What does she love to do most when not hitting the books? Foam. Lots of foam.
Tarion — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Tarion, a SuicideGirl who loves to be in control, has a sexual fantasy about a nun and some M&M’s and considers “world domination” a hobby. You keep thinking about the “nun and M&M’s” comment don’t you? So do we.
Roxanne Pallett — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Roxanne Pallett is a British actress most known for her role on ITV soap opera ‘Emmerdale’ where she played Jo Sugden. Roxanne made her big screen US acting debut in ‘Lake Placid 3‘ which is actually a real movie and not something made up just to get Roxanne in a bikini.
Phoenix — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Phoenix, a SuicideGirl who spends her free time looking at women with their clothes off, can’t live without art and thinks everything is beautiful in its own way. That’s great news for us ugly guys!
Katie Featherston of ‘Paranormal Activity 3′ — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Katie Featherston is best known for her role in the Paranormal Activity franchise. Katie is our crush of the day for being the eye candy in the original movie, distracting us from the fact it seemed real and pretty damn creepy.