"Here big wild, dangerous kitty. Here kitty, kitty, kitty -- that could tear my face off."

A Canadian woman spotted a wild lynx outside of a nail salon in Terrace Bay, Ontario.

Instead of getting the heck out of the there, she calls to it like it's an adorable kitten.

But listen, I'm not judging. If I were in that situation, I'd probably do the exact same thing.

It's my own darn dream to get that close to a big, glorious cat. And while my brain understands that it's a dangerous wild, animal, my heart wants to cuddle it.

I mean, get a look at those paws! Yes, the lynx could maul me with them. Or he could place them gently on my face and we could be best friends.

Anyway, I get it. Approaching a wild animal is probably not a good idea.

Luckily YouTube user Beth-Ann Colebourne was not hurt, though the lynx does look a little pissy.

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