Whitehall Man Injured In Vicious Attack Using a Fish! [Video]
Sunday morning, about 1:45am, a Whitehall man was allegedly attacked by his girlfriend with a fish! All he was doing, according to his story, was drunkenly sketching a fish he had in his home, when his girlfriend grabbed the fish and attacked him with it.
Sounds totally believable...when I drink, all I want to do is sketch fish, too.
The girlfriend allegedly hit him over the head, and them poked him in the hand with the mounted sea beast, cutting his hand. She then dropped and broke the fish, and claimed the drunken boyfriend caused the damage.
A Muskegon prosecutor will investigate, and probably find the fish at fault.
Get more details at WOOD-TV.