Wait, Why does Violent J From Insane Clown Posse Want To Borrow a Monkey?

Yes, you heard me right. If you own a pet monkey, or know someone who does (or who knows, maybe you're a rouge zookeeper) Violent J of Michigan's own Insane Clown Posse is wondering... can he borrow it?

The Insane Clown Posse vocalist took to twitter on Monday morning to ask a question that seems more bizarre the further you investigate.

His original tweet says

Sup Ninjas.. Yo, I been studying primates lately. I'm talkin' chimps, gorillas, spider monkeys, orangutangs ect. They're all awesome in my book. So, if you happen to
own or work with one or more of these dope creatures- or if you know someone who
does, then please leave me a message because ninja... I'd like to be your friend. Not because you're a great guy or anything like that either, nope. The truth is I'd only like to
be your friend because you've got access to a fresh monkey...

And while he does it a pseudo response at the bottom as to why he'd like access to your "fresh monkey", there are a ton of unanswered questions.

But really... Why DOES Violent J need a monkey?

We don't know, obviously. But thankfully the internet has the answer to everything. A quick look at the tweet's comments has fans giving ideas of what they think could be happening, (or at least some weird fantasy scenarios)

So, we're all stuck waiting to see what the payoff on the "borrowed monkey", but let's be honest, it will be entertaining no matter what happens.