This is How Women React When Guys Send Them Dick Pics [Video]

Guys. With Valentine's Day approaching, and romance in the air, if you were thinking of sending some "sexy" dick pics, don't.

I can't believe this is still a conversation. Stop. Sending. Pictures. Of. Your. Dick.

Pretty much every woman I know has received one. And that boggles my mind.

Thanks technology?

Before dating websites, apps, and smart phones, I feel like dick pics weren't really a thing.

I mean maybe some dudes were taking the steps to break out a camera, aim it at their crotches, go get the film developed, buy a stamp and mail off some wiener pics.

But when you think of going through all those steps, it sounds super creepy, right?

Well, sending dick pics still is.

Ladies don't want them.

We don't like it. Wieners are not pretty.

Never have I ever said: "You know what would make my day better? If some choch would send me a sick photo of his disembodied dick."

Never.

In case you don't believe me, here's a video of a group of women reacting to dick pics.

In this video from vlogger Davey Wavey, women respond to photos of various male genitals and explain why they don't enjoy receiving pictures they didn't ask for.

I think they're a bit too kind actually. Their main reactions are confusion, laughter and shock, whereas I would be more hostile.

Hey, I've had unsolicited dick pics sent to me, and I think it's gross and rude. I didn't ask for it.

In most cases, I didn't even know the person very well: "Hi. Nice to meet you. And your penis?"

Notice, though, out of all of these reactions-- confusion, amusement, anger and disgust. Not anywhere in there is "getting turned on".

Is that what you think will happen when you send a dick pic? The girl will just be so into it she'll immediately want to have sex with you?

Well, that is false. That has never happened.

The photos seem to be pretty out there. There's a pizza involved. One guy thought a Listerine bottle would be a good prop? One that sounds gargantuan. One that's, um, decorated?

And not one "Oh yeah baby" or "I like that" or anything complimentary coming from these ladies. (Well, there is one who seems to kind of compliment a cock ring? But with her accent, I can't tell if she's being sarcastic. Let's just say, if she's into unsolicited dick pics, she's the only woman I've ever met who is. Ever.)

Do you want to know what I do when someone sends me a dick pic? I show everyone. Yep. My friends. Strangers. Whoever. If you feel the need to share with me a photograph of your genitals, then I am going to share that with the world.

So, no more dick pics. Not on Valentine's Day nor on any other day. Enough!