The Craziest Music Festival Of The Summer

Once again I find myself blogging about the world's most hated group, probably because once again, the world's most hated group has delivered.

I'm talking about the Insane Clown Posse.  Once a year, their fans or Juggalos get together at the annual Gathering Of The Juggalos.

The first took place in 2000 and the event has improved every year.  This year's lineup is crazy.  It will feature live performances by....

Psychopathic Records artists Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie and Anybody Killa.

Also, a killer mix of rock and rap...

Kool Keith, Onyx, Static X, George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic, Soulfly, DMX, Fear Factory, The Game, Mack 10, Three 6 Mafia, Kottonmouth Kings, Master P, P.O.D., Tech N9ne, Geto Boys, The Fat Boys, Biz Markie, Raekwon, The Pharcyde, Warren G, Mushroomhead, Rehab and many more.

I've been waiting for Geto Boys to get back together!  One of my all-time favorites...

Come on, where else would you ever see The Fat Boys and Mushroomhead at the same show?  Undeniable.

Plus, the main stage will be hosted by none other than the "Nature Boy" Ric Flair!

As if music wasn't enough, there is also stand-up comedy.  This year's lineup includes Ralphie May, Jamie Kennedy, Cheech & Chong, Bobcat Goldthwait and others.

There will also be live pro wrestling including Bloodymania 6, the biggest extravaganza in Juggalo Championship Wrestling history!

There will also be contests including the Faygo Wet T-shirt Contest, a lingerie contest and a tattoo contest.

Miss Juggalette 2012 will also be crowned!  I should tell Jackie to enter.  She kicks ass in pageants.

I had the chance to manage Sabu in a couple of JCW matches at the 2004 Gathering Of The Juggalos and I can't stress how awesome it was to camp out for a few days and do nothing but listen to tons of live music, watch wrestling and just have a great time with everything that is going on.

I think anyone would enjoy this event, unless they don't like music, wrestling and comedy.  If you don't like at least 2 of those 3, I have absolutely no use for you.  Don't ever try to be my friend.  You're no fun to be around.

The 2012 Gathering Of The Juggalos takes place at Cave-In-Rock, Illinois from August 8th to August 12th.