Prison

A word of advice for all you up-and-coming criminals: If you're found guilty and the judge asks for your input on what your sentence should be, don't suggest "life in prison." That's what this guy did and, well, the judge found that to be a fantastic idea...

Michael Lee and Angela Peang have something in common, they're cousins. They're also married, expecting their first kid, and potentially going to prison.
Source: New York Post

DTE announced the new program which was formed through a partnership between the Michigan Department of Corrections and DTE.

Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a news story from possibly tiny people about the drones being flown over prisons. It's becoming a problem, ever since people have decided to drop stuff into the prison yard.

The Juice is loose. After serving time in prison he was released over the weekend. What would be the first thing you would do after getting out of prison?

One of the coldest cases in the history of the Michigan Department of Corrections is that of Frankie McGraw. The Grand Rapids woman escaped from prison once in 1973 and again in 1974. She's still on the run.

Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a story about a poor dog that has to live with a five inch stick in his nose, and that leads them onto more stories about poor injured animals, and some of their own catheter stories...wait, what?

Bay City, MI resident Jeffrey M. Gwizdala pled no contest to the charges against him, for drunkenly attacking his son with a sword, and using a dog as a shield when the police came for him. At least he picked some unique weapons with which to commit his crimes, right?

A Mason County Circuit Court judge has ruled prosecutors can pursue open murder charges against Sean Phillips, WZZM-13 reported.
Phillips is the 25-year-old father of Katherine "Baby Kate" Phillips, a 4½-month-old who went missing from the Ludington area in June 2011.
In September, District …

Bernard Pritchard, a prison inmate at the Southern New Mexico Correctional Facility in Las Cruces, N.M., is claiming he is being discriminated against.
He says he is not being afforded the necessary means to practice his religion of Satanism and is suing to secure that, according to KRQE-TV and The…

Star is a 25-year-old woman who says she is convicted serial killer Charles Manson's wife, CNN reports.
Well, not really his wife, because the paperwork hasn't quite gone through yet, but that's just a technicality.
Once that goes through, the couple will be experiencing wedded blis…

Ohio has had issues with lethal injection, apparently, since it takes multiple drugs to induce multiple causes of death for their executions.  They've felt that it's too slow, and not very humane to their death-row inmates.
So now they have a completely new method of executing their pr…