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45-year-old Malcolm MacDonald lost his penis to a blood infection that even turned his fingers and toes black. Doctors were able to graft a new penis onto his arm to be transplanted at some point, but because of health complications he's had to live with it on his arm for four years...

No doubt we have said some stupid things on air, but Richard Jefferson might be after our jobs with this comment about a huge "9-incher" leaving his fellow broadcasters speechless. While he was actually talking about a player's wingspan vs. his height, he for sure was talking about his vertical SOMETHING...

Do you get offended by names? This busy body parent is just dumb. Right?

I know that could be the weirdest headline you'll read today, but when I tell you why it's there, you'll probably agree.

A man on the run from the police holding a giant gun did something that has never been done on a police chase. What did he do?? He drew gonads and a penis or two.

A soap opera in New Zealand has gone viral for a recent episode that ended with an awkward cliffhanger. Spoil Alert... It's a penis.

Local news station back in my hometown of Seattle accidentally created a viral video by the host being a pervert.

Some people in Shepherd, Mich. are a little upset by a young man who dressed up as a penis and went to the town's "Trunk-or-Treat" party. The ballsy dude didn't care that people were bothered, and had no problem standing tall in front of the police when they came to check him out.

A German carpenter has come up with a brilliant new procedure for men's birth control, that doesn't require a vasectomy. For some reason, doctors never came up with this idea, so score one for the good guys! It's a switch under the skin that's on the tube that carries sperm from the testicles. Flick, no sperm can come out, flick again, and the highway is back open. Genius!

43-year-old Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh, Scotland has had an 8-inch bionic penis installed, to replace the one he lost in a horrible accident when he was 6-years-old. He was hit by a car and dragged for 600 feet. Um...I don't want to do that. At all. That's the most horrible thing.

So, cheating is not cool. But, I would also say that lighting someone's genitals on fire is also not cool... In this video we see a sleeping man, who then gets what looks like nail polish remover poured directly on his man parts.

Okay, so maybe this headline didn't make you immediately want to click open this post, but it's pretty funny, right? During the first song of Lenny's set in Stockholm, Sweden, Lenny Kravitz was getting down so hard (sorry), and so long (sorry again), that when he squatted down while playing, his d*** ripped its way out of his pants to help play the guitar solo!