Shut Up and Take my Money! Home Depot is Selling Giant 7-Foot Bears

First, it was the nine-foot skeleton from Home Depot at Halloween, now the new hot item from Home Depot is their huge seven-foot bear statues.

If you're not lucky enough to have a bear sighting of your own...or if you just want to freak out your neighbors, The Home Depot has just what you need.

They are selling a huge, seven-foot tall bear that you can put in your front yard, in your garden, in your living room, or hide it in the woods to freak out hikers. It's available in Black Bear, Brown Bear, and Polar Bear that's perfect for our long winters.

(NOTE: They're all seven feet tall - which isn't exactly accurate for the breeds of bears that they're featuring. BUT, we'll give them a pass.)

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On the Home Depot website, it's described as, "This large-scale, display-quality animal sculpture transforms any home, garden, restaurant or hotel into something truly magnificent". Well, it should be something magnificent since it's going to set you back about $4,100! Of course, you could make payments on your big bear to the tune of $692 a month (but hey, maybe they're running one of those "no interest, no payments" deals right now?)

If you're wondering, yes I talked to my wife about buying one and hiding it in the woods by my house to scare my children, and neighbors....currently she has taken away all my credit cards because she knows just how far I will go for a joke. I'll let you know if anything changes.